Dan St Paul

Dan St. Paul

Clean Comedy, No Worries

Dan St. Paul

Dan St. Paul has been a national headlining comedian at some of the top comedy clubs in the country. He has appeared on NBC, ABC, FOX, Comedy Central, A & E, and VH1. He has opened for such entertainers as Ringo Starr, Natalie Cole, Hall and Oates, Vince Gill, Clint Black, Chicago, and even the San Francisco Symphony (“I knew them when they were just a garage band.”) His “First Baseball Game” is one of the most requested pieces on the syndicated Bob and Tom radio show.


After turning fifty, he discovered his body changing (“I’m a cylinder now. I can wear a belt anywhere on my body.”), his memory is faulty (I have eight pair of reading glasses at home. I have no idea where they are,”), and dealing with a lazy teenager (“I have a bumper sticker that says, ‘My Son Is Just Getting By At Hillsdale High.”) A favorite on Princess and Holland America Cruise lines, he also tours theaters with his one-man show, “What’s Funny After 50?”


Dan's corporate clients love the way he individually customizes his material for each client and event.

A few examples of Custom Material:

Dallas Semiconductor:
"Q: How can you tell a cowboy nerd?"
A: Buckskin Pocket Protector."

Blue Cross:
"My HMO is really cutting corners. They're running a special right now: If I pass my kidney stone at home, I can redeem it for valuable prizes!"

Hewlett Packard:
"Now I know I live in Silicon Valley: My neighbor has a daughter with a lemonade stand that has a web-based CRM solution … and she just laid off her little brother."

Dan St. Paul

SAMPLES

Gave Blood

Marriage

"Your material was timely, interesting and most of all, just plain funny!"
Hewlett Packard

"Wow - you certainly had them rolling in the aisles ... your performance was the icing on the cake."
Phillips Semiconductors

"Combining a sharp, clean wit with an outstanding talent for creating characters, Dan's show appeals to all audiences of all ages."
Los Angeles Theater and Entertainment Review

"Our entire group was laughing all day!"
Bob Colby, Executive Producer, IBM Interactive Media

"Hit the mark with your high tech jokes."
Fred Armis, Director of Employment, Autodesk Inc.

"Many people commented how much they enjoyed your routine. The perfect ending to a long first day at our conference. Thank you so much for your outstanding contribution."
Lisa Abbatessa, Blue Cross/Blue Shield

"Thank you for being Master of Ceremonies at HIP Housing's Luncheon. You kicked off the event with an outstanding routine which created great energy in the room! The entire board could not stop talking about how much they loved your act, and how smoothly you led the program! Your participation had a perfect blend of appropriate humor and seriousness to the cause. Your participation helped create a most memorable luncheon, thank you."
Judy Fong, Special Events Director, HIP Housing

"You were a huge hit. Your preparation was stellar, and the incorporation of the voices and characterizations was superb. I'm still hearing compliments about your entire routine. It's great to work with such a talented professional with such a positive attitude."
Brian Rund, Vice President, Rhea & Kaiser

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