Johnny Lampert is "the sponge" -- the kind who still lives with his parents at age 35, much to his embarrassment. So he tells dates, "Look, when we get home, keep it down. I'm renting to some old people."

Lampert's concerned about getting too successful. "If you make it big, you have to go to Los Angeles, be in movies, TV," he jokes. "Who's to say my parents are willing to relocate?"

His dad sometimes asks, "What are you going to do when we're dead?"

"First," Lampert responds, "I'm going to move into the big bedroom. Then, I'll take the plastic off the furniture."

Johnny Lampert is considered one of the premier comedians in the country. He is a regular at New York City's and Los Angeles' best comedy clubs, including The Comic Strip and The Improv. In Atlantic City, Johnny has appeared at Trump Plaza, Trump Castle, The Sands and The Claridge where he has worked with such stars as Dana Carvey, Chris Rock, and Lorrie Morgan.

Johnny's wildly successful appearances at Montreal's "Just for Laughs" Festival led to his being named "Best Act" by The Montreal Gazette as well as the signing of a sitcom deal with Walt Disney Television.

Johnny has also made numerous television appearances on MTV, Caroline's Comedy Hour, Comedy Central, NBC's Friday Night, and HBO Comedy Showcase.